Genie Lover Pillows

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

Genie - 'I grant you one wish!' Girl - 'Neuter all men!'

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Zorro as a child.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

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