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Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Iliadette.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'