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King Lear and his Accoutant

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

The son of Gargantua, Pantagruel, has been fed by the milk of 4,000 cows (Rabelais).

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

The country manager rehearses a combat

The Yorkshire schoolmaster at the Saracen's Head

The lord chancellor copies from memory

Mr. Wardle and his friends under the influence of the salmon

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Didn't give the face a lot of thought, did you?"

'Regular or decapitated?'

"I did all my own stunts."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'My horses and men didn't know what to do, so I called in Dr. Frankenstein.'

Does this blood smell funny to you?

'An angry mob to see you, sir.'

The hunchbunny of Notre Hutch

'You complete me!'

Dylan Thomas.

HG Wells.

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Tarzan

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

"No! I said bring me the Frankincense!"

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

"It may appear brutal, you just have to remember that they're a class A carcinogenic."

'No prizes for guessing who the print belongs to."

"Just be grateful we found any body at all!"

War and Peace

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"If this is the rye you must be Katya."

"To be! To be!"