Classic Literature Buff Mugs

King Lear and his Accoutant

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

The son of Gargantua, Pantagruel, has been fed by the milk of 4,000 cows (Rabelais).

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

The Yorkshire schoolmaster at the Saracen's Head

The country manager rehearses a combat

'Regular or decapitated?'

Medieval suitor climbs on vine that turns out to be poison ivy.

"Didn't give the face a lot of thought, did you?"

"I did all my own stunts."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The lord chancellor copies from memory

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'My horses and men didn't know what to do, so I called in Dr. Frankenstein.'

Mr. Wardle and his friends under the influence of the salmon

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

"To be! To be!"

Joseph Heller

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"If this is the rye you must be Katya."

War and Peace

Frankenstein's monster hangs up ghost costumes

'War and Peace' adapted by Julian Fellowes

Dylan Thomas.

The hunchbunny of Notre Hutch

Does this blood smell funny to you?

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'An angry mob to see you, sir.'

'You complete me!'

HG Wells.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Tarzan