Book Groupies Gifts

My book group is coming tomorrow night. Thanks for the warning. I've got the food. I'm making the cookies tonight. I'll vacuum in the morning. Sounds like you're ready. Yep. Except for reading the book. And making more cookies.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Sue the Author 3PM

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Theatre Crowd

The World's Biggest Book Club

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Dynamite little combo

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Liam Gallagher.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Robert Schumann

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

"You'll never believe who's here."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Women who Read Too Much

Bookworm group