Book Groupies Gifts

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Sue the Author 3PM

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Theatre Crowd

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Dynamite little combo

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Robert Schumann

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Women who Read Too Much

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Bookworm group