Groupie At Heart Mugs

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Nick Cave.

'I'm with the band.'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

ABBA

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You remember Champ. . ."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Eric Clapton

Victoria Beckham

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

'This is depressing, the Pro Bowl had more hits than my website.'

Small crowd

"I learned a lot from Trump. The secret is believing your own lies."