Actor Groupie Mugs

Theatre Crowd

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Team Bass

"They say you've gotten separated from a tour of famous executives."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'