Actor Groupie Prints

Lena Heady

Theatre Crowd

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Canada Goose

Nick Cave.

ABBA

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Eric Clapton

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Victoria Beckham

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Team Bass

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"They say you've gotten separated from a tour of famous executives."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."