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Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Planting Bird Seed.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Football fan

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

I'm with stupid.