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Man in snow globe clears snow.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Shoot For The Moon

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"The world revolves around my cat."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'The special today is scraps.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Time-space portal

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

(Can't) Count Dracula.

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'More Christmas anyone?'

"Is the Black Cherry Vanilla Beer Coolie any good? That depends on your lack of taste."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.