Digital Ghost Pillows

"Can you keep a secret?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

I.T. Fear

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Private Viewing

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'