Social Media Ghosts Pillows

My post got six "yikes".

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

I.T. Fear

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Ghost puddle

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Private Viewing

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"You're on mute."