Ghosts Pillows

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'You can't wear that on site!....

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

When Ghosts Use their Boo Tooths.

'Mind your head'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"You're on mute."

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

Rides $1

"It's in move-in condition."

Violin Ghost

A ghost walks into a bar... 'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here...!'

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Ghosts and a dog.

"Where's your candy."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Ghost Playing Cello

"Technology is making it harder to scare people"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Last Halloween I saw the ghost of a prehistoric man. Ooh, what was he doing? Haunting and gathering!

Sometimes I regret choosing a fitted sheet.

That guy was such a hypochondriac.

"That's what we look like naked??"

"How did the marathon go?"