Ghosts Pillows

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'You can't wear that on site!....

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

'Mind your head'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Rides $1

"It's in move-in condition."

"You're on mute."

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

"Where's your candy."

A ghost walks into a bar... 'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here...!'

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

Ghost Playing Cello

Violin Ghost

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door

"It's over, Harry!"

Haunted New York

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

Monster Roller Coaster

"How did the marathon go?"

"I'm over here, Bob!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."