Ghostly Greetings Pillows

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The Reaper's Arms

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"