Ghostly Greetings Mugs

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Reaper's Arms

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"You're on mute."