Ghost Chatter Mugs

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"You're on mute."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Hot Line

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Are you in here tonight?'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I have grave news."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"