Ghostly Chatter Pillows

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"You're on mute."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Hot Line

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'