Ghostly Chatter Pillows

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"You're on mute."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

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"I have eight spirits coming through."

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'