Digital Age Ghostie Pillows

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Statue of liberty selfie

Giggle.

"All the better to ignore you with."

Nanopsychiatry.

"Buy my data $20"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

His Master's Data.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Error: Out of memory.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

Blogging Shoes