Digital Age Ghostie Pillows

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Nanopsychiatry.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

His Master's Data.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Error: Out of memory.

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"