Digital Ghost Hunter Gifts

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ghost puddle

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"Is there anybody there?"

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ghosts and a dog.

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