Ghost Garb Guru Pillows

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Edgar Allen Poe

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

I.T. Fear

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Edgar Allan Poe

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Life is ghoul

Haunted museum

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"