Ghost Garb Guru Prints

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Edgar Allen Poe

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

I.T. Fear

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Punkins

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Edgar Allan Poe

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Haunted museum

Ghosts from around the world.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

Life is ghoul

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

Medical school graduation gowns.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.