Ghostly Gurus Pillows

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

Edgar Allen Poe

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Punkins

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Valentine for Guru.

Mary Shelley

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'Is he expecting you?'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'If everything is illusory, why should I listen to you?'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"I think it's too realistic."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'I don't know anything about Nirvana - I came up here to DIET.'

Trilby - 'Cup-and-ball'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'