Gothic Guru Pillows

Edgar Allan Poe

"I've done it Igor! I've finally found a way to reuse all our wine corks."

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Trilby - 'Cup-and-ball'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

Mary Shelley

Mary Shelley

'Is he expecting you?'

'Oh, wait!... I forgot to tax your brain.'

Edgar Allen Poe

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Life is ghoul

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'But what is the universe for?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Guru.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

OM, SWEET OM

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'