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"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Edgar Allen Poe

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Vlad the Impala

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Venus

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Here be dragons.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Where was the TSA?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"