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"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Edgar Allen Poe

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Vlad the Impala

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

Venus

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Where was the TSA?'

Vlad the Inhaler

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'