Mythology Lecturer Pillows

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Easter Island legs

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'