Gothic Guru Mugs

Edgar Allan Poe

"I've done it Igor! I've finally found a way to reuse all our wine corks."

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Trilby - 'Cup-and-ball'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Punkins

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

Mary Shelley

Mary Shelley

'Is he expecting you?'

'Oh, wait!... I forgot to tax your brain.'

Edgar Allen Poe

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Life is ghoul

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'But what is the universe for?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Guru.

"Feel my claw of death!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'