Gangster Guru Pillows

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Edgar Allen Poe

Lennon and McCartney.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Geek fairies

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Eric Clapton.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Inflating Boobs.

Bashful in Nashville

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!