Gangster Guru Pillows

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Edgar Allen Poe

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Geek fairies

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Computer games

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

Organic Soldering.