Ghostly Gurus Gifts

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

Edgar Allen Poe

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Valentine for Guru.

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Is he expecting you?'

Mary Shelley

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'If everything is illusory, why should I listen to you?'

"I think it's too realistic."

'I don't know anything about Nirvana - I came up here to DIET.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Trilby - 'Cup-and-ball'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'