Gullibility Gurus Gifts

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Happy hour.

'It was this big. I swear'

Gullib-Os

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I know one secret! Not spending $30 on a book filled with common sense!"

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Third eye

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

'I'm telling you it was this big!' - Anglers Wives

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Straw Pole

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

'I was a good dog, but I never took the time to make myself a great dog.'

'You weren't kidding when you said you wanted to stop gossiping.'

"If by 'extortion' you mean paying me to find out what Susie said about you, then yes, this is extortion."