Gullibility Guru Gifts

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'It was this big. I swear'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Gullib-Os

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"I make money, therefore I am."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Buffet - now glutton free.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"I know one secret! Not spending $30 on a book filled with common sense!"

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Gluten-Free Church

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!