Gullibility Gags Gifts

Gullib-Os

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It was this big. I swear'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Mediterranean Martini

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Up your end.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"It's from my Swiss account."

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I attract all the crypts."

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

'No presents, children, because know it all Santa lost all the money on 'Christmas Cracker' in the 2.30 at Haydock.'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

Black Widow's husband.