Gullibility Gags Prints

Gullib-Os

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It was this big. I swear'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Mediterranean Martini

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Up your end.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I attract all the crypts."

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

'No presents, children, because know it all Santa lost all the money on 'Christmas Cracker' in the 2.30 at Haydock.'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

Black Widow's husband.

This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."