Gullibility Explorer Gifts

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Polar bear bowling alley

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'It was this big. I swear'

Gullib-Os

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"You have got to want to change."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"All this meditation has really got me thinking."

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Do I dare get up?"

'You have the right to an attorney, a therapist, an anger management counselor, a support group...'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"