Ghostly Guides Enthusiast Gifts

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

What it takes to be a leader.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You put it on backward, dear."

Ghosts from around the world

Haunted museum

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."