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The Genie of the Smart Phone

DAB vs AM/FM

It turns out they're selling "iPhones."

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

'That Riding Vacuum has given our marriage a spark I didn't think was possible.'

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

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Mobile

Boombox

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Not that net!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

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"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Hiding the electronics.

That one has all the batteries!