Gadget Prints

The Genie of the Smart Phone

DAB vs AM/FM

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

'That Riding Vacuum has given our marriage a spark I didn't think was possible.'

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

Whistling Keyrings

Mobile

Boombox

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Not that net!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Dog Walking Services

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Hiding the electronics.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"