Gadget Use Pillows

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"It's 'cell phone elbow', we're seeing a lot of this nowadays."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Not that net!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Dog Walking Services

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Hiding the electronics.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'