Gadget Guzzler Pillows

Techno Geeks.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Grandma's caf

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Automatic swing machine

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions