Gadget Grudger Pillows

"Don't get smart with me!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Grandma's caf

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Computer Crimes

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"...and if I press this button..."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"I could never go wireless."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Internet Privacy

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

'Our new app sells for $100 and detects intelligence. If a customer buys one, they don't have any.'

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!