Gadget Grudger T-Shirts

"Don't get smart with me!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Grandma's caf

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"...and if I press this button..."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"I could never go wireless."

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

'Our new app sells for $100 and detects intelligence. If a customer buys one, they don't have any.'

Internet Privacy

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'