Tech Begrudger T-Shirts

"Hi, Phil! I'm the home siding telemarketer you hung up on two minutes ago!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Grandma's caf

Twitter censorship

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Spooning

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

NHS computer: Kaput.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."