Tech Detractor T-Shirts

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Social media and censorship...

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Modern Life Blues

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Domestic Spying Drones

"No, not that button!"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."