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"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Invest in technology."

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."