Gadget Grump Pillows

"Why can't they be satisfied with a simple checkout scanner?!"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Grandma's caf

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I hate surprises!'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

So much to be cross about, so little time.

"I hope you realize this is bad feng shui!"

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

Crappy Diem

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Whine Country Tours.

I've been trying to stop grumbling under my breath. It's just a case of mind over mutter!

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

"Don't get smart with me!"

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

Fussbudget 1989

'Is that the picky eater website?'

'To me being crabby is an art form.'

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..

'You can always count on Walter to make the worst of a good situation.'

Crusty old Bachelor on Christmas Day