Gadget Giggler Pillows

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

STRIP Hambone: Silly features

'My smart phone is an idiot'

Easy TV Repair

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

The Big A** Theory

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."