Gadget Hoarder Pillows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Invest in technology."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Useless add-ons.

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"