Hardware Hoarder Pillows

I know, it's true - Never go hardware shopping on an empty toolbox. Saw.

"As you can see, I have a ton of tools. I just don't have a hammer or a screwdriver."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

music store

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

"I'm sorry I accidentally threw the USB flash drive away. If we go through the trash, we can find it. It should only take a few years."

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

"I'm not complaining, but I just thought there would be more perks to Heaven than unlimited data on my phone."

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'