Electronic Hoarder Pillows

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

AA Meeting Here Today

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

music store

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

Junk Mail.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"I'm not complaining, but I just thought there would be more perks to Heaven than unlimited data on my phone."

Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

'Who has the remote?'

"She’s getting the house and cars, but you get to retain all your unique streaming services passwords."

"I'm sorry I accidentally threw the USB flash drive away. If we go through the trash, we can find it. It should only take a few years."

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'