Hardware Hunter Pillows

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Gadget geek.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'It's an old work injury.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Questions Online

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Robot Zombies.

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Ironmongers

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

Power and the Glory tools

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

Witness Protection Program

"And where did you get the idea for your screwdriver, Mr. Phillips?"