Hardware Hunter Mugs

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Gadget geek.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'It's an old work injury.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Robot Zombies.

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

Questions Online

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

Ironmongers

"It's got four gigs of RAM and wi-fi."

Power and the Glory tools

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.